My mom was nice enough to give me a plane ticket for Thanksgiving. She emailed me my e-ticket and told me I needed to call or email United to register Brandon as a lap baby. I thought, how do I register him as a “running-down-the-aisles-kicking-the-back-of-seats-playing-peekaboo-with-flight-attendant baby?”
So off I go to United’s website. I copy the link in the email called “My Itineraries” thinking that might take me to …









